[Brad's buying condoms]
Oh, you know what, I'm a little short.
[Checkout lady looks toward his groin]
No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things
, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?