Top 7 quotes from Trojan War (1997)

Quotes from movie Trojan War (1997)
 
[Brad's buying condoms]

Checkout lady:
$4.75.
Brad:
Oh, you know what, I'm a little short.
[Checkout lady looks toward his groin]

Brad:
No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things
[indicating condoms]

Brad:
, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
Checkout Lady:
$4.75
Brad:
Damn it!
 
Brad:
You know what love is backwards? It's E-V-O-L. Evil! Pure evil! Granted it's spelled differently, but it's the same thing.
 
Leah:
Is it just you three, or is your entire gender mentally deficient?
Josh:
It's pretty much all of us.
 
[Officer Austin throws the Trojan condom at Brad]

Officer Austin:
Hey kid, Make her day.
 
Leah:
I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.
 
Counter Lady:
They're $4.75!
[Robber cocks gun]

Robber:
I got .357!
 
Leah:
We have been friends since like sperm.
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