Top 23 quotes from Piranha 3D (2010)

Quotes from movie Piranha 3D (2010)
 
Danni:
Nice horn.
Laura Forester:
Thanks. Nice boobs.
Danni:
Thanks.
Laura Forester:
I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.
Danni:
Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester:
My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.
Danni:
They all do.
 
Jake Forester:
I am so sorry. We're on the lake.
Julie Forester:
What? Where are Laura and Zane?
Jake Forester:
They're with me on the boat.
Julie Forester:
Oh, my God, Jake! Whatever you do, do not go into the water.
Jake Forester:
You don't understand, Mom. Our boat is sinking.
 
[last lines]

Mr. Goodman:
[to Julie]
The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed. They're the babies.
Novak:
The babies? Huh. So where are the parents?
[a piranha jumps out of the water and bites Novak]
 
Julie Forester:
Are you sure you can do this?
Danni:
You better believe it.
[Climbing on the rope]

Danni:
I don't pole dance for nothing!
Julie Forester:
[Rounding angrily on her son]
You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!
 
Mr. Goodman:
Piranha hunt in packs - not for protection, but for overwhelming force. They're organized, methodical. The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack.
 
Julie Forester:
[brings out a Tazer gun]
You boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week.
 
Andrew:
[to crowd]
When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
Crowd:
E's!
Andrew:
Tit...
Crowd:
E's!
 
Sam:
Something bit me.
Paula:
Oh, yeah, right. I thought you always liked that kind of stuff.
 
Deputy Fallon:
This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!
 
Deputy Fallon:
Chew on this, motherfuckers!
[kills piranhas with motor boat propeller]
 
Laura Forester:
You talk funny.
Derrick Jones:
Yeah, well, you're short.
 
Brett:
[to Jake]
Hey, ass wipe. Cool shirt.
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]
 
Zane Forester:
[to Laura]
Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?
 
Andrew:
Kelly, trust us. It's never cheating if it's with another chick.
 
Novak:
[to Mr. Goodman]
Excuse me, but is that a fucking piranha?
 
Wet T-Shirt Host:
[to the DJ]
Hit it, DJ Chocolate Thunder!
 
Wet T-Shirt Host:
I'm fucking slipping, you fucking whore!
 
Andrew:
Here we go. Check it out - the fish with boobies.
 
Derrick Jones:
[last words]
Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!
 
Novak:
There are thousands of them and they are pissed!
 
[first lines]

Matt Boyd:
Oh boy, that's a fast fish.
 
Julie Forester:
Get the fuck out of the water!
 
Jake Forester:
[to Derrick]
Okay Speedo!
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