Top 75 quotes from Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Quotes from movie Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
 
The Dag:
[to her belly]
Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
Keeper of the Seeds:
You're having a baby?
The Dag:
Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
Keeper of the Seeds:
It could be a girl!
[pause]

The Dag:
You kill people with that, do you?
Keeper of the Seeds:
Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.
The Dag:
I thought some of you girls were above all that.
Keeper of the Seeds:
[after a pause]
Come here. Take a peek.
The Dag:
[gasping]
Seeds.
Keeper of the Seeds:
This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
The Dag:
Where?
Keeper of the Seeds:
So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
The Dag:
Ah! So many different kinds.
Keeper of the Seeds:
Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
 
Capable:
What are you doing here?
Nux:
[Sobbing]
He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her.
[Nux begins banging his head]

Capable:
Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux:
Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable:
What gates?
Nux:
I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
Capable:
I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
Nux:
I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
Capable:
Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux:
My mates.
[Points at his neck tumors]

Nux:
Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
 
The Vuvalini:
What's there to find at the Citadel?
Max Rockatansky:
Green.
Toast:
And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.
The Dag:
It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.
Keeper of the Seeds:
Where does the water come from?
Toast:
[re: Immortan Joe]
He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
The Dag:
And because he owns it, he owns all of us.
Keeper of the Seeds:
I don't like him already.
 
[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]

Keeper of the Seeds:
I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
Max Rockatansky:
Look, it'll be a hard day.
[points to the horizon]

Max Rockatansky:
But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
[points back]

Max Rockatansky:
At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
 
Nux:
Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe:
What is your name?
Nux:
It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe:
No!
[gives Nux a revolver]

Immortan Joe:
Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux:
Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe:
[sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint]
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
 
The Valkyrie:
It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.
Max Rockatansky:
No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
Toast:
[after a pause]
It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.
Max Rockatansky:
So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
Keeper of the Seeds:
[she and the Dag make the same gesture]
Kaboom!
[laughter]
 
Miss Giddy:
[holding Immortan Joe at gunpoint with a shotgun]
They are not your property!
Immortan Joe:
Miss Giddy!
Miss Giddy:
You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
Immortan Joe:
WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
Miss Giddy:
She didn't take them, they begged her to go!
Immortan Joe:
[points the shotgun away and grabs Miss Giddy]
... Where is she taking them?
Miss Giddy:
A long way from you!
[Immortan Joe takes Miss Giddy away]
 
Imperator Furiosa:
And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
Toast:
If we can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable:
And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
[Everyone turns to look at Nux]

Nux:
Yeah... feels like hope.
 
[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]

Max Rockatansky:
[points to the Citadel]
All right. This is your way home.
Imperator Furiosa:
[incredulous]
We go back?
Max Rockatansky:
Mmm.
Toast:
[incredulous]
Back?
Max Rockatansky:
Yeah.
The Dag:
I thought you weren't insane anymore.
 
Max Rockatansky:
Hey - you need to take the War Rig half a klick down the track.
Imperator Furiosa:
What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?
Max Rockatansky:
[looks back, then shrugs]
Well, you keep movin'.
[heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]

Toast:
What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa:
Retaliate first.
 
Toast:
[counting their remaining bullets]
Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.
[holds up a tiny derringer]

Toast:
But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
The Dag:
Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
Cheedo the Fragile:
Plant one and watch something die.
 
Nux:
Immortan! Immortan Joe!
[Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux]

Nux:
He looked at me. He looked right at me.
Slit:
He looked at your blood bag.
Nux:
He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
Slit:
He was scanning the horizon.
Nux:
No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
 
The Bullet Farmer:
Come on! I've been called to the torture!
Immortan Joe:
Patience!
The Bullet Farmer:
Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
The People Eater:
Be careful! Protect the assets!
The Bullet Farmer:
Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
 
[after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]

The Bullet Farmer:
Hold up a flare!
Red Flare Warrior:
I am holding a flare!
The Bullet Farmer:
[opens his eyes wide]
Closer!
Red Flare Warrior:
It's right in front of your eyes!
[realizing he is blind, the Farmer screams]
 
[first lines]

Max Rockatansky:
[Narrating]
My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
 
The Ace:
[Being pursued by the Buzzards in the spikey cars]
Should we turn it 'round and run 'em into our backup?
Imperator Furiosa:
No. We're good. We fang it!
[blows War Rig's air horn]

The Ace:
Thunder up! Here we go!
 
Imperator Furiosa:
How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad:
It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa:
Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
 
[after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]

War boy:
You all right?
Immortan Joe:
On, on!
[the bike speeds after the War Rig]
 
Max Rockatansky:
I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
 
Imperator Furiosa:
Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?
Max Rockatansky:
Does it matter?
Imperator Furiosa:
Fine. When I yell "fool," you drive out of here as fast as you can.
 
[Furiosa attempts to lure the War Boys into a sandstorm]

Rictus Erectus:
[to Immortan Joe]
She thinks she can lose us, Dad! She thinks we're stupid! She thinks she can lose us in there!
 
The People Eater:
We are down 30,000 units of gasoline, 19 canisters of nitro, 12 assault bikes, 7 pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts, and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!
 
Toast:
[Max returns after killing the Bullet Farmer]
Are you hurt?
Max Rockatansky:
Huh?
Toast:
You're bleeding.
Imperator Furiosa:
That's not his blood.
 
Nux:
I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA!
[turns to Max]

Nux:
WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG!
[sprays lips with chrome spray paint]

Nux:
WITNESS!
 
Imperator Furiosa:
[to Immortan Joe]
Remember me?
[Throws Joe's mask hose into the rear wheels of his vehicle, tearing off his lower face and killing him instantly]
 
[the Bullet Farmer starts firing in the direction of the War Rig]

Ripsaw Imperator:
Wouldn't want to shoot the Wives, sir.
The Bullet Farmer:
Just probing.
 
Nux:
[In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow War Boys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex]
Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
 
[Max and Furiosa come across a naked woman screaming and crying in a cage]

Max Rockatansky:
Uh-uh. That's bait.
Imperator Furiosa:
Stay in the rig.
 
Max Rockatansky:
Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
 
The Bullet Farmer:
I am the scales of justice; conductor of the choir of death. Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
 
Slit:
[throttling Max with a chain]
Hey heads! Say bye-bye to the neck! To capitol!
Nux:
[driving into a sandstorm]
We're going in, Slit!
 
The Bullet Farmer:
[while firing two sub-machine guns at the War Rig]
Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
 
Imperator Furiosa:
You never gonna have a better chance.
Max Rockatansky:
At what?
Imperator Furiosa:
Redemption.
 
Immortan Joe:
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
 
Toast:
What are you doing?
The Dag:
Praying.
Toast:
To who?
The Dag:
Anyone who's listening.
 
[after Furiosa kills Immortan Joe by tearing his face off]

Cheedo the Fragile:
[to the group]
He's dead! He's dead!
 
Narrator:
"Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?" -The First History Man
 
Nux:
There's high ground, just beyond that thing.
Capable:
He means the tree.
Nux:
Yeah, tree!
 
Max Rockatansky:
You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
 
[from trailer]

Immortan Joe:
Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one, Max.
 
Immortan Joe:
I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
 
Rictus Erectus:
I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
 
Max Rockatansky:
[pointing at his Interceptor car being driven by a War Boy]
That's mine!
 
Max Rockatansky:
How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!
 
Max Rockatansky:
Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa:
Many times.
 
Nux:
We're not to blame!
The Splendid Angharad:
Then who killed the World?
 
The Bullet Farmer:
I am the scales of justice! Con-DUCT-or of the choir of death!
 
The Bullet Farmer:
All this over a family squabble... healthy babies...
[spits]
 
[from trailer]

Max Rockatansky:
My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
 
The Dag:
Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?
 
The Dag:
Say, anyone notice that bright light? Encroaching gunfire?
 
Nux:
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Fury Road!
 
Max Rockatansky:
[to Furiosa]
I am so sorry...
[stabs her]
 
The Dag:
[about Max]
He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!
 
Nux:
I never thought I'd do something as shine as that.
 
Max Rockatansky:
Max. My name is Max. That's my name.
 
Max Rockatansky:
[to Nux]
That's *my jacket...!*
 
Capable:
We are not things. We are not things!
 
Glory the Child:
You promised to help us!
 
Keeper of the Seeds:
Here we go, girls!
 
Slit:
AND NOW WE BRING HOME THE BOOTY!
 
The Dag:
[to Immortan Joe]
Schlanger!
 
Slit:
By my deeds I honour him, V8.
 
The Vuvalini:
One man, one bullet.
 
Imperator Furiosa:
[to Max]
DRIVE!
 
Nux:
I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!
 
Slit:
Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!
 
Nux:
[overjoyed]
I've got a boot!
 
Max Rockatansky:
That's my head!
 
Capable:
There's no going back!
 
Nux:
[last words]
Witness me.
 
Max Rockatansky:
CONFUCAMUS!
 
The Ace:
Why can't you stop?
 
Immortan Joe:
Ah, mediocre!
 
Imperator Furiosa:
FOOL!
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