What do you know about women, anyway?
Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have.
Yeah, bro - you're gay!
But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.